I really don’t know what you have against me sleep
But for some reason, we can’t see eye to eye
I don’t think I have wronged you in any way
It’s just that our schedules rarely seem to match
When you’re ready for me I’m not ready for you
When I’m ready for you, you don’t seem to have enough time for me
Our rendezvous always seems to get cut short
You get up right after dinner and leave
When I was planning on staying for dessert
Nothing I do seems to be enough to get you to stay, just a little bit longer
I can’t trick you into keeping me company all night
You always have somewhere else to be
With someone else, I guess
What is it that keeps you from me?
Why can’t we just get along?
What do I have to do to keep you around for more than a few hours?
Oh sleep, why has thou forsaken me?